Chorus:
Eat Ramen Noodles with a soda on the side
(So classy, so so classy)
Can't afford gas so the bus is what I ride
(So classy, so so classy)
Get bored, go to Wal*Mart late at night
(So classy, so so classy)
Troll online, I've been banned from many a site
(So classy, so so classy)

Verse 1:
I don't know much about bankrolls
Don't have a stable cash flow
But I stay fresh to death in my
TJ Max clothes
This is the life that Hop knows
Don't pop Crystal, cannot afford to
Hop from bar to bar
Ride public transportation cuz I don't even own a car
Might be unknown to you, but to my mom I'm a star
With charisma and skill, I'm bound to get far
To the average listener, I probably couldn't get any whacker
But to my niece, I'm her favorite rapper
They call me a cheapskate
Just because I never spend more than 15 dollars on a date
But isn't it romantic to take a walk on the beach?
Or get into a buffet where it's all you can eat?
Swing on a playground, feeling the breeze...
Or maybe I only like that, cuz it's mostly free
And if you want a change of scenery
We could ride in YOUR car
While bumping my CD.

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2nd verse:
I like to ride around like I was on a mission
Bumping my own musical compositions
When I turn it up loud, it makes me feel
Like I'm a famous musician
Although I don't have any platinum plaques or a Grammy
And I'd be really surprised if I had any fans outside of my family
Call me the blue collar MC
More of a nerd than a G
You probably think I'm depressed as can be
Alas, when I look in the mirror I see sexy ass me
None of y'all have to agree
Livin' in the Midwest, land where we barely get any sun
None of my crew carries a gun (unless it's to hunt)
Just want to have fun, maybe spark up a blunt
I'm a Mexican that was weaned on tequila
So it takes a lot to get me drunk
Viva la raza! Representing my people
I'm the type of beaner that doesn't like beans
And I won't eat a burrito
Been into science fiction novels since I was chico
Peeps don't dance or even nod their heads
When they hear me flow

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3rd Verse:
Ain't got no cash
But I got a bus pass
I suppose that's why I get no ass
Try to spit game and they turn around fast
But if I ever get them to talk I can usually make them laugh
Don't own a yacht, but I once had a makeshift raft
When I crossed the border, dunny
Not too good looking, but at least I'm funny
When special occasions come, they say it's
The thought that counts, and I hope that's true
Cuz I never have money
And I'm pretty fit, from all the fences I've been jumping
Balling on a budget, but hey I'm still stunting
Gringos clutch their possessions whenever I'm spotted
But hey, at least white girls think I'm exotic
And want to get erotic
Talk to em smoothly, sneak into a movie
With all sorts of snacks and drinks in her purse
Cuz popcorn prices are high, and each year it gets worse